CITIZEN ALERT! v1.28LYNCH HAVING BABY

So, I've been missing Air America and Ed Schultz for the past day or so, and I'm wondering how long it will take progressive talk show hosts to start ribbing the Republicans that their favorite manufactured hero from the Iraq war Jessica Lynch is having a baby.......with her boyfriend! Not husband - boyfriend! Ha! Too funny.

Didn't they know they were supposed to wait until they were married like Ann Coulter does?!